Imagine If The World Was Reduced To 100 People

Charles Montgomery Burns

clipped from villageofjoy.com Quotes by Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy? Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, sir? Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones.

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Unsettling Photo Ruins Friday Afternoon

clipped from gawker.com Look at the middle one and feel all the joy sucked from your life! Enjoy your weekend! That face will haunt it! We have Industrial Light and Magic and the film Willow to blame for this, probably, though this Bush/Obama hybrid is more terrifying than anything those wizards ever produced. We apparently aren't allowed to "embed" the classic video for "Black or White" here (god that thing is like 20 minutes long! and it makes no sense! the riff is catchy, though), or else we would share that, too, in our brief history of terrible morphing things.

Freakin Jingle Bells!!!

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Untended

clipped from www.time.com Ethnic and nationalist tensions boiled over in South Ossetia in August, as Russia and Georgia fought for control of the separatist enclave. These coffins, containing the bodies of Georgian soldiers killed in the fighting, remained unburied for five days. When TIME photographer Yuri Kozyrev asked a local official why the coffins had not been interred, he was told that no digging equipment was available. Later in the day, he watched backhoes destroy homes that he was told belonged to ethnic Georgians.

Food Fight at Tomato Festival

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk If you’ve ever got into trouble for playing with your food, check out this lot who are taking part in the world’s biggest tomato fight! Thousands of people go to Bunol in Spain for the yearly Tomatina festival, covering each other with pulp and juice. It’s thought about 100,000kg of tomatoes are used in the wild fruit-throwing spectacular - this guy's getting LOADS of juice thrown at him! But there are pelting rules on how to fight without anyone getting hurt. And it's probably a good idea to like tomatoes! The festival is supposed to have started in the 1940s when some friends had a food fight – and it has grown every year.

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32 Ways to Make Someone Happy Today

Just thought I’d give all of you a nice list of things to think about. This isn’t an in-depth post, but more of a thought for the day — is there someone you’d like to make happy today?

Making others happy is one of the best ways to have a great day yourself. It can brighten the world around you.

This list is just to spark some ideas, and please note that not every item on this list is appropriate for every person in your life. I trust you to figure out which actions go with which people.

Make someone happy today!

1. Smile.
2. Help them carry something.
3. Send a thank-you email.
4. Call just to see how they’re doing.
5. Pick them flowers.
6. Cook them a nice meal.
7. Tell a joke and laugh your butts off.
8. Clean.
9. Write a love letter to a loved one.
10. Give them a cherished book.
11. Bake cookies.
12. Praise them publicly.
13. Thank them for a job well done.
14. Listen.
15. Be there when they’re in need.
16. Give a free hug.
17. Spend time with them, having fun.
18. Do errands or chores for them.
19. Say I love you.
20. Help them get ahead.
21. Be proud of them.
22. Babysit if they need it.
23. House sit if they need it.
24. Buy them movie tickets.
25. Create a care package.
26. Coffee. Mmmm.
27. List the things you love about them.
28. Secretly leave them thank you notes.
29. Give a back rub when appropriate.
30. Deliver a nice lunch to them when they’re having a rough day.
31. Love them, completely.
32. Be happy yourself.

Any ideas on how to make people happy? Add them in the comments!